"insert witty comment"

*followed by a clever and senseless description*

Aug 30

12-gauge-rage:

How to solve road rage disputes.

(via punkrocksunshine)


josutobiasvess:

tonedbellyplease:

I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just too precious

houndoomandgloom: Lili and Sunny.

(via punkrocksunshine)


(via suzzzer)


ask-gallows-callibrator:

aradia0u0megiido:

sylph-o-spooky:

sylph-o-spooky:

so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D

let this die in peace

Someone needs to continue this tradition

(via suzzzer)


Aug 29

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

(via dbpony)


Aug 28

jeremiahthecreepyqueerreaper:

how the minibots fight taller bots

(via fresasparaelrey)


sailingonsuccess:

this will be the first generation of moms that know you’re unable to pause a multiplayer game

(via thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis)


Aug 27

wumbovaries:

I saw these cool guys at the aquarium today

(via necromorph-slayinglovemachine)


freakvendor:

rarestandfairest:

shitstain-of-heart:

loosifcr:

heavensknightofhell:

lilacballad:

# I JUST WANT TO IMAGINE THE STORY BEHIND THE NECESSITY OF THESE CUPS FOR A MINUTE
kuwata-kun same

it’s actually way too common where painters almost drink their paint water

Or actually full out drink it

Or rinse the brush in your drink

Or both

So many of my paintings secretly have coffee, tea and vodka in them for that exact reason.

freakvendor:

rarestandfairest:

shitstain-of-heart:

loosifcr:

heavensknightofhell:

lilacballad:

# I JUST WANT TO IMAGINE THE STORY BEHIND THE NECESSITY OF THESE CUPS FOR A MINUTE

kuwata-kun same

it’s actually way too common where painters almost drink their paint water

Or actually full out drink it

Or rinse the brush in your drink

Or both

So many of my paintings secretly have coffee, tea and vodka in them for that exact reason.


drst:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I laughed harder than was warranted.

drst:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I laughed harder than was warranted.

(via thunderflicker)


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