If it's funny to me it's in here...there's also ponies.
giant barks and teeny mews
that is all
thank you i needed this
i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.
"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."
write a book, please
flipping your pillow over to the cold side
Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.