"insert witty comment"

*followed by a clever and senseless description*

Oct 20

ellie5192:

webofgoodnews:

Animal firsts!

Shakespeare was not prepared at all

(via punkrocksunshine)


naked-alcoholic:

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(via ghiraheeheeheem)


ravenclaw-zorua:

geardrops:

oh god what is it doing oh no and then i hit the audio button and oh god bury me where i fall

squeaky otter to boost your happy!~

(via liz-pls)


anosci:

generalmumble:

creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

masqueradehfx:

bl-ossomed:



Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast

Fav

The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there to see it.

Ooooooh
My
Gooooooooooooooood

Neat picture but I’m a little skeptical because Venus and Mercury are closer to the sun than Earth whereas Saturn is farther away, yet these are all occupying pretty much the same part of the sky and there’s no Sun to be seen. It may very well have happened and I hope so because it’s very cool but I can’t work out the logistics in my head. Anyone got more on this because I’d love to be more sure about it

heck yeah I have more info: 
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2012/08/20/planetary-alignment-pyramid-scheme/
tl;dr yes the planets were pretty close to each other at the time, but on the opposite side of the sky. and not at all aligned with the pyramids.
the pic is fake

anosci:

generalmumble:

creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

masqueradehfx:

bl-ossomed:

Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast

Fav

The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there to see it.

Ooooooh

My


Gooooooooooooooood

Neat picture but I’m a little skeptical because Venus and Mercury are closer to the sun than Earth whereas Saturn is farther away, yet these are all occupying pretty much the same part of the sky and there’s no Sun to be seen. It may very well have happened and I hope so because it’s very cool but I can’t work out the logistics in my head. Anyone got more on this because I’d love to be more sure about it

heck yeah I have more info: 

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2012/08/20/planetary-alignment-pyramid-scheme/

tl;dr yes the planets were pretty close to each other at the time, but on the opposite side of the sky. and not at all aligned with the pyramids.

the pic is fake



mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

(via punkrocksunshine)



madohomos:

amuletofanime:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

THE BEST

was this really necessary

madohomos:

amuletofanime:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

THE BEST

was this really necessary

(via rise--kujikawa)


edwardspoonhands:

gamzee-thehonk-makara:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

I feel this on a spiritual level.

Seriously…why do they do this? Is it generational? Or am I gonna start doing it someday?

edwardspoonhands:

gamzee-thehonk-makara:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

I feel this on a spiritual level.

Seriously…why do they do this? Is it generational? Or am I gonna start doing it someday?

(via ghiraheeheeheem)


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